April 2013
1 post
textbookfangirl:
billywilder:
throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence
Thee people aren’t ‘punny’
March 2013
1 post
tvgropes:
the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects
The ship leaves on her maiden voyage.
January 2013
2 posts
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
49 posts
livin-la-vida-lokiii:
so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road
hmm what is that
hold on is that… no it cant be
nope
NOPE
I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.
teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
me: FUCK
troyyy:
I wonder what was happening 10000 years ago right now in the spot where im sitting