textbookfangirl: billywilder: throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong. do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence Thee people aren’t ‘punny’
tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects The ship leaves on her maiden voyage.
livin-la-vida-lokiii: so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road hmm what is that hold on is that… no it cant be nope NOPE
I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.
teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
troyyy: I wonder what was happening 10000 years ago right now in the spot where im sitting