throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence
Thee people aren’t ‘punny’
(Source: ceylans)
the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects
The ship leaves on her maiden voyage.
this is exactly what i wrote my “how to” essay on. “how to: be a clone”
This is fucking terrifying
(Source: pantiesinawad)
I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things…
This is the Rod of Asclepius, the staff that the Greek God of Healing carried. It wraps around an incision scar, and it is a symbol of healing for the bone disease that I have lived with most of my life.
It was done by Chris Escobedo of Elite Tattoos in Phoenix, Arizona.
